Parent's dictionary of meanings...

got this off baiboo.com..a rather good read (n so true) :

DUMB WAITER: a waiter who asks if the kids would like to order dessert.


FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you’re mad at him or her.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone says a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say
OW: the first word spoken by children with an older brother or sister

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with your saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never punt a child wearing Superman pyamas.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house