Parent's dictionary of meanings...

got this off baiboo.com..a rather good read (n so true) :

DUMB WAITER: a waiter who asks if the kids would like to order dessert.


FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you’re mad at him or her.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone says a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say
OW: the first word spoken by children with an older brother or sister

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with your saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never punt a child wearing Superman pyamas.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

just a little while longer..

If you’ve paid attention to any pregnancy books, you’ll read that most babies are born between 36 and 41 weeks. You’ve heard that, haven’t you?

I swear, it seems to me that every woman, especially first time moms, think that their baby is going to come at 36 weeks. Here’s a hint: Most likely, it won’t.

I know, I know. I’m a mean person. How could I tell you that your baby isn’t going to come today? You know you’re thinking that.

Wait- what was that twinge- is that labor? Ooh, maybe it was labor? Could it be labor?
No.

I know it’s hard to hear that, but the sooner that you learn to accept the cold hard truth that early labors happen to “other people,” the sooner you can get on with the rest of your pregnancy. Worrying about whether or not today will be the day isn’t going to make the baby come any faster. Trust me, I’ve tried.

You’ve been looking in the mirror and you’ve wondered how you could possibly get any bigger. There’s no room for the baby in there! You just KNOW you have to go into labor early.
Unfortunately, your body has other plans. It plans on keeping that baby in there forever!

*sigh*

durian cravings!!

Ok…after a loooooonng time of no entry, x tau y suddenly today I feel like doing this..anyway, its NOVEMBER…which equals to DUE DATE!! Huh.,.seriously cant wait..for ppl who dun have kids yet,u dun know wat its like tobe on constant stand by…every pain u feel will trigger this question in you mind “is it time???”n totally bad sleep deprived..*sigh*everytime nk pusing jer mesti bangun..pastu bila pusing kene gi toilet pulaks!!

Been craving durians ok..i do normally eat durian tp just takat 2-3 ulas n that’s about it…tp this past week or so mmg teringat surian until finally last night Mrul ajak gi carik..thing is, I dun want those prepacked ones due to some issues in the past.. so pusing2 kl, siap call heemi to ask if setiawangsa area ada pasar malam x..in the end, jumpa la dekat Sg Buloh..huhuhuhu..mmg sgt sgt happy…bought n brought home, kat rumah I makan 2 WHOLE FRUIT by myself…sgt tamak ye…tp baby trus senyap lepas dpt durian…contented kot..hehehe..tp nk tido lepas tu habis arr…Air cond @ 16 + kipas at 5 pun still panas…huhuhuhuhu..tp x pe la..as long as cravings hilang kan..

Aisya skarang nie pandai mintak kluar jalan..had this conversation with her a while back:

Me: Aisya, u want milk?
Aisya : Nanak
Me: U want to sleep?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: U want to read ur books?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: U want to watch Little Einstein?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: Then wat do u wanna do?
Aisya: Car (Car = Jalan)

Haih..anakku itu.. pantang nampak org pakai smart sikit, dia dh standby kat pintu… but seriously, I feel like time flies with her..blom pape dh nk masuk 1 year this month…n it’s like she does something new everyday…N soon, there’ll be 2 of them..

Last Sunday me n mrul were just sitting down with Aisya n suddenly both of us fell silent n looked at each other..

Mirul: u sedar x that Insyallah by next month at this time, we’ll have 2 kids..

Me: yeah…wow…Aisya will be in her playpen n Baby will be in her cot..huh!!wow..
Then both of us went silent again n tried to picture it…*grin*

Aisya pulak skarang nie,if you ask her “where’s adik?”,she will pull up my shirt n pat my tummy n say “kakak” *awww*