Parent's dictionary of meanings...

got this off baiboo.com..a rather good read (n so true) :

DUMB WAITER: a waiter who asks if the kids would like to order dessert.


FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you’re mad at him or her.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone says a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say
OW: the first word spoken by children with an older brother or sister

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with your saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never punt a child wearing Superman pyamas.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

just a little while longer..

If you’ve paid attention to any pregnancy books, you’ll read that most babies are born between 36 and 41 weeks. You’ve heard that, haven’t you?

I swear, it seems to me that every woman, especially first time moms, think that their baby is going to come at 36 weeks. Here’s a hint: Most likely, it won’t.

I know, I know. I’m a mean person. How could I tell you that your baby isn’t going to come today? You know you’re thinking that.

Wait- what was that twinge- is that labor? Ooh, maybe it was labor? Could it be labor?
No.

I know it’s hard to hear that, but the sooner that you learn to accept the cold hard truth that early labors happen to “other people,” the sooner you can get on with the rest of your pregnancy. Worrying about whether or not today will be the day isn’t going to make the baby come any faster. Trust me, I’ve tried.

You’ve been looking in the mirror and you’ve wondered how you could possibly get any bigger. There’s no room for the baby in there! You just KNOW you have to go into labor early.
Unfortunately, your body has other plans. It plans on keeping that baby in there forever!

*sigh*

durian cravings!!

Ok…after a loooooonng time of no entry, x tau y suddenly today I feel like doing this..anyway, its NOVEMBER…which equals to DUE DATE!! Huh.,.seriously cant wait..for ppl who dun have kids yet,u dun know wat its like tobe on constant stand by…every pain u feel will trigger this question in you mind “is it time???”n totally bad sleep deprived..*sigh*everytime nk pusing jer mesti bangun..pastu bila pusing kene gi toilet pulaks!!

Been craving durians ok..i do normally eat durian tp just takat 2-3 ulas n that’s about it…tp this past week or so mmg teringat surian until finally last night Mrul ajak gi carik..thing is, I dun want those prepacked ones due to some issues in the past.. so pusing2 kl, siap call heemi to ask if setiawangsa area ada pasar malam x..in the end, jumpa la dekat Sg Buloh..huhuhuhu..mmg sgt sgt happy…bought n brought home, kat rumah I makan 2 WHOLE FRUIT by myself…sgt tamak ye…tp baby trus senyap lepas dpt durian…contented kot..hehehe..tp nk tido lepas tu habis arr…Air cond @ 16 + kipas at 5 pun still panas…huhuhuhuhu..tp x pe la..as long as cravings hilang kan..

Aisya skarang nie pandai mintak kluar jalan..had this conversation with her a while back:

Me: Aisya, u want milk?
Aisya : Nanak
Me: U want to sleep?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: U want to read ur books?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: U want to watch Little Einstein?
Aisya: Nanak
Me: Then wat do u wanna do?
Aisya: Car (Car = Jalan)

Haih..anakku itu.. pantang nampak org pakai smart sikit, dia dh standby kat pintu… but seriously, I feel like time flies with her..blom pape dh nk masuk 1 year this month…n it’s like she does something new everyday…N soon, there’ll be 2 of them..

Last Sunday me n mrul were just sitting down with Aisya n suddenly both of us fell silent n looked at each other..

Mirul: u sedar x that Insyallah by next month at this time, we’ll have 2 kids..

Me: yeah…wow…Aisya will be in her playpen n Baby will be in her cot..huh!!wow..
Then both of us went silent again n tried to picture it…*grin*

Aisya pulak skarang nie,if you ask her “where’s adik?”,she will pull up my shirt n pat my tummy n say “kakak” *awww*

the updates..

Today is exactly 1 month since my last update..keyword: MALAS…coz actually time ada, benda nk tulis pun ada so..tp MALAS..huhuhu…nmind..here’s the updates :

1)Aisya

My baby is exactly 9 months and 3 weeks…I feel like the past 9 months has gone by sooo fast…she’s growing so fast..I feel macam baru jer deliver dia last week..

*Aisya at 1 week*

One thing that I notice she follows me is her passion for books..she LOVES to read..sampai tertido ngan buku dalam tangan.. her word now is “BIRD”..bukak buku pun cari BIRD..kluar rumah je pandang atas carik BIRD..balik penang tgk ayam pun BIRD…

Lagi satu is “BABA”…the way she sleeps is exactly like her dad..dr lahir k..haih..

Lg satu..she LOVES the piano..she can spend hours at the piano mghentam the keys..n nobody else can touch it...brani buat n u'll be getting a raised eyebrow from her..future pianist maybe?

This year will be her first raya..after soo many years x excited..tetiba tahun nie I x sabar nk Raya..anyway,im not alone..i think my entire family is looking forward to it..mana x..Aisya is the 1st child, 1st grandchild, 1st greatgrandchild for my family..so mmg totally spoilt la kan J baju dia yg 1st to be completed.. bukan takat I yg belikan..her grandma belikan ,her great grandma belikan..mana x spoilt..tp 1st day nanti dia pakai baju kurung J..huhuuhu..One thing for sure, its a raya to be looked forward to..

2) Baby on the way

Baby is in his/her 6th month already…just about 2.5 more months to go…huhuhu..x sabar k..actually we already know his/her sex tp x leh nk confirm sgt la…good thing is,this time nothing mouch to buy..guna brg aisya je la..x sempat nk collect habuk dh kene guna balik Jjust need to get another tempat tido, car seat n bottles..baju smua leh pakai aisya punya…

Baby is so diff from Aisya when I was carrying her..with Aisya, time lapar je tendang mintak makan..Baby nie pulak,24/7 kot bergerak…lapar pun tendang,makan pun byk gerak..main non stop..pastu suka la main ngan my bladder smpi kejap2 kene gi toilet..

3) My Syurga

Yeay..my condo will be ready by December so lepas pantang leh pindah masuk kot..but of course kene renovate dulu so now me n Mrul dok sibuk looking at furnitures n designs n all the stuff..excited sbb x pernah nk shopping for this kind of things kan..dh la beli tuk rumah sendiri so lg la best...since kami pun x mampu nk beli barang smua one-shot so terpaksa beli apa yg necessity kan..Mrul nyer necessity list includes the TV,Astro Sports Package n PS3 dia..haih..mesin basuh x de x pe asal Tv beli dulu…mmg laki nyer priority la tuh… J

4) Work

Unbelievable, my secondment is up..2morrow I go back down to TP..relieve pun ada..sedih pun ada sikit kot sbb actually the ppl around me here are nice…

So I think nie la kot my updates for now..Assalamualaikum..

tax filing is OVER!!!!

yeay!! after almost a month of endless stress at work, after chasing clients for information and amendments after amendments after amendments, after going back late and doing work at home....ITS OVER!!!tetiba skang nie i tgh pandang screen monitor nie n otak blank...x tau nk buat apa...from terlebih byk keje to no work at all...huhuhuhuhu...

things im gonna do this weekend:

1) PEACEFUL SLEEP!!! (n not dream of filing nightmares)
2) play with aisya n baby
3) catch up with my reading...

boss dh bg green light tuk balik tp since kene amik mirul gak kul 6..might as well tunggu jer...maybe jap lg blah then gi tgk story book at central market!!

the unexpected movie..

as of this past few days tetiba byk plak gi tgk movie...last thursday watched Harry Potter..on Saturday Harry Potter again n yesterday Ice Age..yg Ice Age tu totally unplanned...tetiba kul 5 lebey mrul ajak tgk..he said office mate dia smua were raving about it. Yg i plak mmg dh plan nk gi MV ngan Isya to get his present..so ok la..gi la tgk...before dia sampai cepat beli present dia.. confident amik..dh nk bayar br sedar that i forgot to bring my credit card..huhuhu..so, just paid a deposit n said i'll collect it 2morrow.. sembunyikan dlm car boot la kot..mana lg nk sembunyikan benda tu pun...dh la besar..

know wat..i really gotta watch my spending n budget btul2 this for august...just did the work out n i sedar that BYK NYER EXPENSES this august..with fity's wedding la..nk kene gi kuantan la.. n all that...baju lg..make up lg..huhuhuhuhuhu...

hmm..actually im not suite sure wat im crapping about right now!! dh la..ciao

Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince..

Whee!!! went to watch Harry Potter last night with Sarah!! sooooo x rugi n sangat sangat besst!! it's so much better than the 5th one and has managed to capture the main elements from the book..with the exception of the ending of course..(Spoiler ahead!!) the fight scene at Hogwarts as well Dumbledore's funeral was not shown..due to the fact that there will be THE major fight in the next book..so this fight scene has been omitted to build up for that..but the substitute for it was certainly praisable..

2nite is Fity's bachelorette party...gotta go to Mid Valley during lunch to get her 'present' and a few other stuff..

cam guilty nk tinggalkan mrul kat rumah tu pun ada gak...my dear hubby tgh demam panas :( x pe la..ok kot 1 night..anything pun..i'll be about 5 mins from the house so anything i can just rush home kan...

It's friday..sooo..with weekend being just 8 hours away,soo malas nk buat keje..dh la next week nk stay quite late kat office..to make up for the going back early im gonna do on next thurs n fri..